Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Santa Doesn't Drive a Trencher
Okay....really? Santa on a Ditch Witch trencher? What happended to the sleigh? Where's the reindeer? Where does he put all the presents for the good boys and girls?
Santa doesn't leave treats in a Christmas stocking that looks like a cowboy boot. He only leaves coal. Why would someone think this is necessary?
Target is pushing the all-American Christmas theme. You are unpatriotic if you don't include this ornament on your tree.
Ever wonder what a cat would look like dressed up as Santa cat? Upon donning this outfit, the cat becomes paralyzed. He didn't move an inch. Limp like a wet noodle. Needless to say, he hated it. That's what makes this incredibly funny.